A Kingdom of Freaks: Or The Nonsensical Ramblings of the Criminally Insane: June 2014

Monday, June 30, 2014

Ok so right now I'm working on something new. Some revisions and some new stuff.
I have big plans and will be posting a lot very very soon.

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Jerrod Lazarus Strange: An Origin Story: Born? or possibly shit into being from a chemical waste dumps on the outskirts of an intercity ghetto of Planet X . Anyways on one fateful I climbed from the pits of unspeakable horrors and sludge a fully formed semi humanoid entity of chaos and moderate insanity. After a prolonged hallucinogenically fueled "rampage" I was sentenced by the grand guardian's of justice and order (uptight pricks) to lifelong exile on the underdeveloped world labeled 3-.759-8 (AKA Earth). Striped of my physical foam and most of my magical space powers. I waited in a semi incorporeal state until a suitable vessel could be found. At age 4 a human child named "Paul" suffered a massive asthma attack and died on the operating table. Taking this as a sign (and being tired of my inability to jerk off) I commandeered his mortal coal. My original plan was to amass enough power to exact my revenge. At least until I discovered the wonders of TV, Movies, Video games and internet porn (The Man Who Fell to Earth is shockingly accurate). So fuck it the drugs are better here anyway.

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